Great Beer Quotes

Posted by Master of Drankgons on

It's Sunday. We are watching football and drinking beer. There may or may not be a dragon beer bong involved. Anyway, we figured it would be a great chance to throw out some famous beer quotes for your enjoyment.  You're welcome.

"All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer." Homer J. Simpson

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin

“Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” - Thomas Jefferson

“Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” - Jack Nicholson

“A man who lies about beer makes enemies.” - Stephen King

"For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King." - William Shakespeare

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." - Frank Zappa

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." - Dave Barry

"He is a wise man who invented beer." - Plato

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, That's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra

"One Love, One Heart, One Beer." - Bob Marley

"Mmmm...Beer." - Homer Simpson

"Drinking beer is great, but chugging beer out of a dragon is legendary." - Primo


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