Dragon Life

The Drankgon Spikeball Tournament was a huge success!

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We had some amazing weather and a great turnout of 18 teams! There were two pools of 9 teams, A & B. ChicoPhantom Spike took the #1 seed with Two Guys taking the #2 seed after Pool A action.  Team Tipsy Drankgon took Pool B.  The two pools then combined into a single elimination tournament bracket.  Two Guys avenged their Pool A loss to take out ChicoPhantom Spike in the finals in an epic 3-game battle.  Supple beat the Golden Spikers to take third. Nearly all of the teams were awarded prizes, including Tipsy Elves onesies/ski jackets, Drankgons, Spikeball stickers/koozies,...

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THERE ARE DRAGONS COMING TO SAN FRANCISCO

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http://www.upout.com/blog/san-francisco-3/game-thrones-dragon-crash-landing-sf-tomorrow?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=UpOutSF&utm_campaign=freepost HOLY CRAP, WHAT PERFECT TIMING! I was planning to head out in San Francisco in my dragon onesie all day tomorrow anyway for Saint Patricks Day. Now it looks like my drinking/dragon activities will be starting much earlier than anticipated. And of course, how can I resist going to the Civic Center to see an animated 3D dragon in person?!?!?!?! Sometimes the stars just seem to align...

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Handy beer guide to help Getcha Drankgon!

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Here is a handy article regarding the alcohol content and calorie count of various beers: BEER GUIDE. When selecting a beer to chug out of a Drankgon, we recommend lighter beers. From this chart, it appears that the lightest beer available is Bud Select 55 at 2.4%, which also has the lowest calorie count. We have tried to Drankgon IPA's and it's not pretty, unless it's Pliny the Elder. That shit is delicious.

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Drankgon @ Ocean Beach Spikeball Tourney this weekend!

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This Saturday is the San Francisco stop of the USA Spikeball Official Tour. Here is a video of last year's footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTApTsHGZbE Team Drankgon will be in action, debuting our sick America-themed tank tops. Hopefully the weather keeps raining super hard so that we can also win the wet t-shirt contest there. We will be bringing a number of Drankgons to the tournament for those of you who are interested in purchasing one. Hope to see you out there!

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The Drankgons have multiplied!

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After the three Drankgons were born, the same voice from Frat Mason rang out in Primo's mind: "Be careful, if you pour water on the Drankgons, they will multiply." Primo could not help himself, and immediately poured water on the three Drankgons in his possession. Then, nothing happened. All day. Frustrated, Primo went to bed. He woke up the next day to see that... still nothing had happened. Primo finally yelled out in anger, "What the hell! You lied to me, Legendary Dragon Voice!" After a few seconds, he heard the mysterious voice mumbling something before speaking again: "My bad. I was...

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