Dragon Life

The Drankgons are born!

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Once the Mother of Drankgons drank from the vat of Pliny the Elder and passed out on New Years Eve, Primo carefully laid the three magic eggs he had found around her. He tried to stay awake, but quickly fell asleep. He was awakened early the next morning by a shriek of pure joy from the living room as he quickly ran to see what had happened. Lying next to the Mother of Drankgons were three magical creatures: The Drankgons! There were three of them in the colors of green, black, and gold. The Mother of Drankgons cradled them as if...

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Primo Discovers Magical Eggs in Frat Mason

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While walking through Frat Mason last October, Primo happened upon an amazing discovery: Eggs! They were lying at the foot of one of the weird statues there underneath a strange blanket that had the words "Wes Heeter" written into the blanket in hand-stitched cursive. As soon as Primo picked up the eggs, a booming voice rang out in his head: "You are the chosen one. Take these eggs home and place them in a vat of Pliny the Elder for 45 days. Then, the Mother of Drankgons must drink the vat of Pliny and when she passes out, something magical will...

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Follow the Dragons...

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In October of 2013, Primo's destiny was unexpectedly revealed at one of his best friend's (Thor) bachelor parties. The group went camping down in Big Sur for the weekend. One night after a long day of surfing, Primo gazed into the campfire as he reflected on life and what his future might hold. During this Vision Quest, Primo saw a dragon face in the wooden embers that spoke to him: Your time will come soon, Primo. Remember to Follow the Dragons... Primo did not understand what this Delphic message could mean, but he always remembered this experience. And now, he is finally beginning to understand...

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