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DGT #40: Long-Ma (Canada's Robot Dragon-Horse)

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This is probably the most awesome thing to ever appear in Canada. Check out the photos of this massive robot-horse-dragon and the giant robot spider that toured Ottawa for a week.

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DGT #39: Yowler (Dragon World)

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This 1994 dragon movie makes me want to Yowler in pain. Somehow it got a sequel too...?

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DGT #38: The Alpha Male Dragon (Reign of Fire)

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                       Reign of Fire is a 2002 fantasy film starring Matthew McConaughey and Christian Bale. It was also based on a video game, so naturally I was super psyched to see this movie in theaters when it came out. An action movie about dragons set in the future based on a video game?? Yes, please. What could go wrong??? Then, I watched it. And I cried. About how bad it was. Seriously, this has to be the worst dragon movie of all time. I blame Matthew McConaughey. I mean, look how stupid...

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DGT #30: Shenron (DragonBall Z)

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Shenron (i.e., "Divine Dragon" or "Dragon God") is a magical dragon from Dragon Ball Z and its various spinoffs. He is named after the spiritual dragon of the same name in Chinese mythology, known as the master of storms and a bringer of rain. Shenron can be summoned by gathering all seven of the Dragon Balls of Earth. He dwells in the fiery center of the Earth's core when the Dragon Balls are not being used. Whenever the Dragon Calls are collected and he is called, he will arrive to bestow any wish as long as it does not exceed the power of...

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