Fun Stuff


THE DRANKGON IS THE WORLD'S ONLY DRAGON-SHAPED BEER BONG! 

A beer bong is normally a device composed of a funnel attached to a tube used to facilitate the rapid consumption/chugging of beer.  Boring. We decided that chugging beer out of a dragon beer bong would be much cooler, and the Drankgon was born! Here's the Legend of the Drankgon in rap form if you want to know the full story. And here's a video showing you how to drink from your Drankgon:

Each Drankgon is 17.5 inches tall, and can hold over 64 ounces of liquid. They are made of high density polyethylene (HDPE), and can be cleaned with soap & water. Drankgons are designed to sit upright when not in use, making a beautiful new centerpiece for your home. They also make fun pool/bath toys, lawn ornaments, plant-watering devices, ice-breakers (literally), and bongo drums.  Getcha Drankgon today!

TEAM DRANKGON

Primo, Master of Dragons: Ever since Primo was a young lad, he loved dragons. His lifelong dream has been to full the world with amazing dragon-themed products. You can email him at Getchadrankgon@gmail.com.

Kaleesi, Mother of Drankgons: Primo's main consultant on everything; she helped to bring the Drankgons into this world. She also made this sweet music video.

 

 

 

 

 

Roofus, Chief Creative: Primo isn't stupid. He knew that the best way to come up with a dragon-themed product would start by going straight to the source. He journeyed to the Galapagos Islands and ran a competition to find the most creative Komodo Dragon there. Roofus proved himself worthy, and was given a spot at the head table of Drankgon LLC. He added further value to the company immediately when he ate a robber that came into our warehouse to steal Drankgons. Well done, Roofus. He is the happiest Komodo Dragon around. 


About Drankgon LLC:  We have only one goal here at Drankgon LLC... Helping the world to love dragons through dragon-themed products. Feel free to reach out to us via email or social media.  Our Instagram account is hilarious, so we encourage you to follow us.

Disclaimers: We do not encourage over-consumption of alcoholic beverages here at Drankgon LLC, so please make sure that if you use the Drankgon to consume alcohol, that you do it responsibly. Never drive after you consume alcohol from a Drankgon either. Drankgons are meant to be admired and enjoyed, not to be used as a weapon.