"Totally... Totes... Totes McGotes..." Peter Klaven, I Love You Man
With these Drankgon tote bags*, you can comfortably carry up to 2 dragon beer bongs to any party of your choosing (you can fit 3, but they will be uncomfortable). You can carry other stuff too if you want. And best of all, you show the world that you want them to Getcha Drankgon.
*Note: These tote bags are approved by Chris Mullin's bobblehead doll.